Written by Aspartame Boy

Monday, 5 February 2018

image for UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet
Dr. Mellysay’s concubine shown chugging diet Cokes

New York, NY - According to Dr. Mellysay of India, stationed at the UN building, the world’s scientists have united in a global effort to wind several billion turns of 1 gauge silver wire around the equator.

The reason given by the Dr. involves solar radiation. The Earth is losing its magnetic field. This can be very bad for skin cancer and communications. He referred us to This Article.

Nuclear reactors will power the electromagnet which will have the side effect of accelerating the Earth out of the Solar System, in about ten years.

He advises drinking a lot of aspartame to deal with the stress.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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