Pyongyang, North Korea A refugee from North Korea recently informed the press that the whole country of North Korea understands why fat-but-not jolly dictator Kim Jong-Un has been threatening the U.S., non-stop, ever since Trump became President.
"Everyone in the whole country understands why Great Leader does not like big orange blowhard. He has learned all about Trump from his great friend, Mr. Rodman. Mr. Great Leader Kim says the only reason he doesn't nuke the U.S. right now is because Mr. Dennis Rodman lives there," spoke the refugee.
"Our negative feelings about Trump are the only thing that the country has in common with Mr. Great Leader Kim Jong-Un. We have all disliked him since he fired Mr. Rodman on his half-assed TV show" said the refugee.
