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Funny story: Mensa Accused Of Sexual Discrimination

Mensa Accused Of Sexual Discrimination

Mensa, the organization open to the top 2% of individuals with high-intelligence, has come under fire from Womens Rights groups which claim that severe and blatant sexual discrimination is rampant within its structure. Mensa, which currently has m…

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Funny story: Mensa Accept President Trump

Mensa Accept President Trump

President Donald Trump, so long a target for people who have called him everything from a fool to a moron - and most things in-between - is now set to make his detractors eat their words, after he announced in a Twitter tweet last night, that he has…

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Funny story: Trump's Entire Cabinet Joins Anti-Mensa Group

Trump's Entire Cabinet Joins Anti-Mensa Group

Washington, DC The Trump Cabinet en masse decided to join "Auntie Mensah," a group that is considered the opposite of the group known as "Mensa," which is composed of people that have tested to be and known to possess high IQs or high intelligence.

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Funny story: After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published. Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...

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Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...

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Funny story: Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump

Mensa Makes Special Genius Category For Trump. Mensa, the international high intelligence group that only accepts people who pass a difficult IQ test, have in the age of Trump found a troubling enigma that causes them to review their statuses. T...

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Funny story: MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

MENSA Headquarters Predict Worldwide Cooling!

Causing Al Gore to grind his teeth, MENSA Headquarters has issued a world cooling down over the next 25-100 years. "It's overdue already and could begin at any time", stated spokesman Howard Hawking. Why is the well-known group going against A...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa to team up

Sparks and Mensa to team up

After reading several pieces on 'The Spoof' where Sparks and Mensa is used to denote middle England's favorite store Ron and Russell Mael better known as the band Sparks and to team up with High IQ club Mensa to promote learning. "Both Ron and I...

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Funny story: Mensa Accepts Four-Year-Old

Mensa Accepts Four-Year-Old

Today, Mensa, the exclusive club devoted to people with high IQs, accepted a four-year -old girl, prompting the question: If Mensa is so smart, why does it want to hang out with four-year-olds? To be sure, Tabitha Brady of Hampshire possesses an...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa reveal spring fashions

Sparks and Mensa, the clothing store for the highbrow high earners have revealed this year's spring fashions. "We've taken the concept of spring," said head designer, Mark Spencer, "and incorporated it into our latest technological clothing." F...

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Funny story: Intelligentsia Society in trouble with the Political Correctness Brigade

Intelligentsia Society in trouble with the Political Correctness Brigade

Mensa, the society for people with IQs that put them in the top one hundred percent of the population, has come under fire for being misogynistic. "Their very name shows the very barrier to women we are trying to destroy," said Philamina Black, h...

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Funny story: I.Q. of Intelligent Design's Creator Pegged at 78

I.Q. of Intelligent Design's Creator Pegged at 78

After a series of exhaustive tests, researchers at the U.S. Department of Education have found that the "higher being" responsible for Intelligent Design (ID) has an IQ of 78. This number falls within a range signifying "borderline deficiency in inte...

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Funny story: B&Q IQ

B&Q IQ

Mensa has sensationally reduced its stringent entry level.

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Funny story: It's Official - Birmingham Residents Have Highest I.Q.

It's Official - Birmingham Residents Have Highest I.Q.

In a shock announcement today, after decades of being branded the thickest town in the UK, Birmingham's residents were found to have the highest I.Q. on the planet!...

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Funny story: Tara Reid accepted into Mensa

Tara Reid accepted into Mensa

Tara Reid was accepted into the Mensa group today for achieving genius status resulting from her attempt at counting down to New Years at a Chicago club celebration. Mensa is a very exclusive club admitting only the brightest 2 percent of the popu...

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