New York, NY It was announced today that there will be another season of Donald Trump's ego-fest The Apprentice, which led most people in the United States to assume that Trump is paying NBC, which has been having money problems lately, to run the show.
"I don't know anybody that's ever watched the show. I suppose you could technically say that those contestants and other people Trump pays see the show, but I don't know of anybody ever voluntarily watching it," said a representative man-on-the-street.
It is rumored that Trump will start paying audiences to watch it, although most people surveyed said that it would have to be A LOT of money for them to actually sit down and watch the show.