Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

image for NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents
NASA has said that they don't want anyone under the influence of pot anywhere near the Space Shuttle.

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has made an announcement that has surprised many people and shocked others.

He stated to the press that NASA has cancelled their scheduled trip to Denver to hold a job fair.

He further explained that NASA attorneys have said that they do not want to get involved in an interstate situation where someone who gets a job with NASA turns out to be a pothead.

Timmelfarb commented that he is well aware of the fact that both Colorado and Washington have legalized the purchase and use of marijuana but Texas does not have that law nor is it expected to have it any time soon if at all.

So with that in mind, NASA has issued a statement that it's really pointless for them to hire someone from Colorado since they probably will feel that it is okay for them to light up a Durango Bango joint just as if they were back in The Rocky Mountain State.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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