Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons of Jupiter and Saturn to melt. Dr. Nonazee of the German government also says that this means that humans, especially in South European nations, must be taxed on their emissions.
"What we have here are not useless eaters, as the Nazi's used to say, but simply people that need to help to pay to cool off the heat that they contribute to the Solar System", Dr. Nonazee concluded.
