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UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet

Funny story: UN to wire Earth as a giant electro-magnet

New York, NY - According to Dr. Mellysay of India, stationed at the UN building, the world’s scientists have united in a global effort to wind several billion turns of 1 gauge silver wire around the equator. The reason given by the Dr. involves so...

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Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Funny story: Voyager 1 probe only calls back Earth when it needs more money

Tensions were evident in NASA yesterday when it was revealed that the space probe Voyager 1 had finally contacted back Earth, however it was later discovered that the satellite had called back simply to ask for more money to go out with friends whils...

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Jupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter

Funny story: Jupiter To Be Renamed Back To Its Original Spelling - Joopiter

HOUSTON - Scientists are planning on changing the name of the planet Jupiter back to its original spelling which was Joopiter. A spokesperson for the Solar System Coalition stated that when Jupiter was first discovered it was given the name Joopit...

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Space Loft Extension Approved By Local Government

Funny story: Space Loft Extension Approved By Local Government

Space is to receive a 400 million acre extension, with stunning sea views and an en-suite bathroom facility. Several planets and a plethora of stars will also be included. Local government officials initially rejected the plans, stating that the e...

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Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Funny story: Human exhalations melting ice on moons of Jupiter and Saturn

Munich, Germany - Scientists here, not of the Nazi Party, have determined that human exhalations are releasing gasses that are escaping to outer space, traveling to the Sun, falling into the Sun, causing it to get hotter, and causing ice on the moons...

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Pluto...a planet again?

Funny story: Pluto...a planet again?

Two years after being demoted to the status of "interesting asteroid" Pluto may regain the title of planet after a fourth moon was found orbiting the distant object. Pluto was not spotted until 1921, and was thought to be planet sized due to it's...

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Voyager 1 "Near the edge of the Solar System"

Funny story: Voyager 1 "Near the edge of the Solar System"

Voyager 1, the most distant man made object from Earth is approaching the edge of the Solar System, and is expected to cross it in less than five years. Voyager 1 was launched in 1977 initially to have a look at Jupiter and Saturn, but after it ha...

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Earth to be renamed little dot

Funny story: Earth to be renamed little dot

Nasa's Kepler space telescope has detected its first 5 planets beyond our solar system. Even although we have more powerful telescopes than ever when it comes to detecting planets outside our solar system it becomes very difficult because of the a...

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Solar powered car

Funny story: Solar powered car

A Solar Powered car has been invented in the USA. The inventor however Carl Carson has disappeared fearing for his life.A neighbour John McCarthy claims that Mr Carson has had threatening letters phone calls and emails all because he has invented som...

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Solar System at centre of Giant Arse

Funny story: Solar System at centre of Giant Arse

Scientists have reacted excitedly to research, which indicates that our Solar system is right at the very centre of a giant spinning arse. The scientists were curious to observe a large black hole showing up on their detectors that exerted a treme...

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Jupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012

Funny story: Jupiter To Become Another Sun By 2012

Houston TX-- NASA astronomers confirmed today the planet Jupiter is about to become a second sun by 2012. The new sun will change life on earth forever and will have unexpected consequences, according to NASA scientists. The solar-system's larges...

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Solar System "Really Boring", Astronomer Says

Funny story: Solar System "Really Boring", Astronomer Says

A new paper published in the journal Science by astronomers from the National Cosmological Center concludes that our solar system really isn't that interesting.

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God Selling Solar System on Ebay

Funny story: God Selling Solar System on Ebay

Pearly Gates, Heaven (IP) - Our reporter has just learned that God is fed up with the Earth and the rest of the solar system and has put them up for sale on eBay. Shipping fees will be around $5.96.

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Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Funny story: Yorkshire man creates microcosmos in his potting shed

Yorkshire pensioner, Fred Cocksplodge, is a man with an unusual hobby. For twenty years now he has been fiddling with the laws of nature and has now revealed that he has created his own fully operational cosmos.

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New study out on chaotic origins of solar system

Funny story: New study out on chaotic origins of solar system

BEND LUCY, Wisc. -- By using an expensive computer, scientists have developed a story of chaos in the creation of our solar system that, they agree, explains mysteries about our solar system.

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Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
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