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Funny story: Marvel announce new superheroes for upcoming films

Marvel announce new superheroes for upcoming films

The Marvel Cinematic Universe tells a complex story, full of the sort of superheroes that simple-minded people love. There have been around twenty films already, each one referencing the others in a confusing way which forces viewers to watch them al...

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Funny story: The Pope Speaks

The Pope Speaks

The Pope has declared that footballer Lionel Messi is “not God”, and also wondered out loud “if there was even a God”, because “fuck me this planets fucked”. In his most candid and explosive interview yet, Mr Pope told Back and to the Left news th...

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Funny story: A Poem For Cardinal Pell

A Poem For Cardinal Pell

I, like many others, was outraged by the news that Cardinal Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, had been found guiilty in an Australian court of sexual offences against two boys in Melbourne in 1996. The court arrived at its verdict in December la...

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Funny story: Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy

Don’t Worry About Missing Sex Files, Pope Is Told, Bob Mueller Has A Copy

Rome, Italy - (Reuters): “Phew, Your Eminence,” the Pontifical Attorney for the Holy Spanish Inquisition said today as a Vatican conference on sex abuse ‘laughed itself silly’ on hearing the Pope’s predecessors had systematically destroyed abuse arc...

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Funny story: Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

Pope Francis to Allow Masturbation, But Only Among Priests and Only with Biblically-themed Porn

THE VATICAN—Pope Francis, in his new encyclical Masturbationes Licit, has now opened the practice of masturbation to some, but not all, Catholics. Said Pope Francis, “Given that our esteemed clergy appear to have—how do you say?—too much unrequited...

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Funny story: Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide

Vatican Temporarily Sanctions American Suicide

In a gesture of solidarity with politically-despondent Americans, the Vatican has announced that for the duration of Donald Trump's presidency, suicide by Americans will not be considered a mortal sin disqualifying them from eternal salvation. "We...

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Funny story: Sold Out Gig

Sold Out Gig

Religious fans all over the world will be disappointed to hear that tickets for the Popes visit to Knock Shrine in Country Mayo have sold out! The Pope, who is on a greatest hits tour, will play the Shrine for two dates from the 25th of August this y...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention

Pope Francis Spotted at International Atheist Convention

Last weekend came a huge blow to people of faith when Pope Francis was spotted at the International Atheist Convention in Stockholm, Sweden. When questioned about his attendance at the conference, Pope Francis stated that he was there not as a protes...

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Funny story: Man With Origami Crane Attacks The Pope, Knocking Him Out

Man With Origami Crane Attacks The Pope, Knocking Him Out

Duluth Minnesota - An angry Duluth man attacked the pope with an origami crane knocking him out cold on Lake Superior where the Pope was holding an ice skating prayer breakfast. The pope was aware of the man's intent and when he saw him approaching...

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Funny story: Pope considering nuking Australia over Cardinal Pells phedophilia charges

Pope considering nuking Australia over Cardinal Pells phedophilia charges

In a highly secret meeting, the Pope was said to be outraged at the latest pedophile scandal to hit the church, demanding to know why Pell didn't mop this up before he left Australia. It seems time and his track record of deceit and outrage agains...

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Funny story: President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump Signs Executive Order To Replace Pope

President Trump sparked worldwide protests again this weekend when he signed off on an order that replaces Pope Francis with controversial faith healing preacher Benny Hinn. The president signed the order with a huge Sharpie that ironically made h...

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Funny story: McDonald's opens in St. Peter's Square: Want Friars with That?

McDonald's opens in St. Peter's Square: Want Friars with That?

Vatican City - - Don't give me that old time religion. Fast food leader McDonald's is incorporating nutrition with salvation, locating its next new restaurant in the spiritual heart of the Catholic Church. The St. Peter's Square site was home la...

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Funny story: Trump may run for Pope next

Trump may run for Pope next

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has said that after leading the US he would like to be Pope next. "I'd be a great Pope," the orange pussy-grabber stated. "I'd run the Vatican like a business. And we'd let women in. Really nice women." Politic...

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Funny story: The Pope In Mexico

The Pope In Mexico

It was a hot day as Pope Francis addressed over ten thousand people today at the National Auditorium, Mexico City. His Holiness, visibly tired from his hectic days of meetings with local dignitaries, diplomats and politicians seemed very thirsty as he availed himself freely from a large decanter of 'water'placed on a small table by his throne. Pope Francis's Address in Mexico City Raisin...

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Funny story: Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

The Holy See released a memo detailing how the Holy Father is to extend a sign of solidarity to the peace-loving Islamic community in wake of the terror attacks by the fools of the so called Islamic State. The memo has been translated from the Ita...

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Funny story: Republicans Greet Pope Francis

Republicans Greet Pope Francis

[The New York Times, Sept. 23, 2015] WASHINGTON - Welcomed with a fanfare of trumpets and a chorus of amens, Pope Francis introduced himself to the United States on Wednesday with a bracing message on climate change, immigration and poverty that ranged from the pastoral to the political. "I and my family are practicing Catholics, and I have the greatest respect for Francis, but the Pope isn't...

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Funny story: 'Is The Pope Catholic?' No, says Republican Congressman

'Is The Pope Catholic?' No, says Republican Congressman

Pope Francis, currently on tour,'isn't Catholic enough to be Pope', says Dennis Ladel a Republican congressman from central Arkansas. The freshman congressman objected to a number of positions the Pope took softening the Church opposition on gay ci...

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