License Plate Slogans For The Upcoming Year

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 June 2024

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Info Today chief reporter Kix Missoula has just compiled a list of some of the upcoming License Plate Slogans for 2025. He has visited 49 of the 50 states and is an avid collector of old license plate tags

THE TOP 10 LICENSE PLATE SLOGANS FOR 2025

1. LOUISIANA - Do Not Pet The Mosquitoes

2. IDAHO - Potatoes Go With Everything

3. COLORADO - Pot's Cheap

4. NEW JERSEY - The Newness Wore Off Years Ago

5. FLORIDA - Hurricanes Ain't Shit

6. MAINE - Psssst - We're Up Here

7. ARIZONA - At Least We're Not As Hot As Hell

8. NORTH DAKOTA - We're The One On Top

9. IOWA - Corn Rocks!

10. TEXAS - We Warned You Not To Mess With Us!

HONORABLE MENTION: PENNSYLVANIA - Home of Steel, Oats, and Heinz Ketchup

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