Long Duk Dong is Comin’ On Strong - 16 Candles Tribute

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 17 January 2023

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The Greatest Character of all Time

Here’s my tribute to one of the greatest Gen-X characters of all time.

He could put all your Marvel heroes to shame! He was a god in his time!

All bow down and praise the Great Dong!

Long Duk Dong

Long Duk Dong
Here’s your song
Sorry it’s taken
Too damn long
You are the man I wanna be
I love you Gedde Watanabe

What’s happenin’ hot stuff
You know you cannot get enough
Of the big fat donger
He’s just gettin’ longer
He’s no fake
In the lake, big lake

Where is my automobile
Drunken Long had to steal
Grandpa’s car, it had the fits
Dong’s date had great big tits

Dong is a bitchin’ maniac
Smoking and drinkin’ like a heart attack
Been here five hours
Found the love of his life
She’s a 7 foot Amazonian wife

I wanna be
Long Duk Dong
I hope it don’t
Take too long
He’s got the style
He’s got the move
All the girls
Love his groove

Oh sexy girlfriend
You can’t go wrong
When you get it on
With the Long Duk Dong
Oily beau hunk
He’ll never be
That you, Dong?
Yeah, that me!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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