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Funny story: Aflac Duck Lays Egg, Files Sexual Identity Suit

Aflac Duck Lays Egg, Files Sexual Identity Suit

Columbus, Georgia. Special to The Spoof. The duck who has served as the television commercial mascot for the Aflac insurance company for twenty years has started laying eggs. While ducks lay eggs, an attorney hired by the duck in a sexual discrimi...

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Funny story: Dutch ducks Doomsday!

Dutch ducks Doomsday!

Confirming the common known fact that the utilisation of an ancient cliché, "Double Dutch" means you are completely NUTS; the Dutch government have proven to the world that it's utterly true! The Dutch duck population is about to be culled because...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Dick Cheney warns Tony Blair is a sitting duck over Iraq and stuff

Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...

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Funny story: Ducks May Quit Show

Ducks May Quit Show

As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...

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Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney, former member of the world's most popular band the Beatles, has just announced on The Viagra View that he will be appearing on the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. McCartney, who with John Lennon, wrote hundreds of hi...

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Funny story: Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Ducks Strike Back At Lohan

Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...

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Funny story: The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

The Ducks In Steamboat Springs, Colorado Are Acting Downright Weird

STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado. Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means. After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believe...

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Funny story: KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

KFC Will Be Selling Duck McDuckies In Order To Compete With McDonald's Chicken McNuggets

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The KFC Corporation has just announced that they have partnered with the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty on a new KFC menu item. KFC Spokesperson Ty Wylerstaff stated that the huge chicken franchise chain had been looking...

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Funny story: Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty: Marry Girls When They're 15

Duck Dynasty" star Phil Robertson is ruffling duck feathers again, this time for comments he made 3 years ago about how girls should marry while they're still teenagers. That's the right age, he announced to a crowd at a conference gathering of th...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

Adam Lambert Says That He Will Never Appear On Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol alumni Adam Lambert has just stated that he will never appear on the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty no matter how much money he is offered. Lambert had just finished performing a concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cuc...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

Miley Cyrus Agrees To Appear On An Episode of Duck Dynasty

HOLLYWOOD - The management agency that handles Miley Cyrus has just confirmed that the controversial singer has agreed to guest star on an upcoming episode of the hit cable show Duck Dynasty. Miley spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innu...

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Funny story: Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty

Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty

Several television networks are telling A&E Network that if they decide to drop the Duck Dynasty show, they are willing to pick it up. They might even get into a bidding war. One story out is that Merrill Sport, owner of the Christian-affi...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson To Host Saturday Night Live?

Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson To Host Saturday Night Live?

After a petition urging A&E to reinstate embattled Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has attracted more than 100,000 signatures and being backed up by hundreds of thousands of Facebook rants, Robertson says he might accept an invitation to appear...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites The Duck Dynasty Clan To Visit North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says that he cannot believe all the hullabaloo that is going on in America regarding Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty clan. Kim Jong Un spoke with The Rice Paddy National News A...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson Says He's Thinking About Moving To Russia

Duck Dynasty Star Phil Robertson Says He's Thinking About Moving To Russia

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - The star of A&E's hit cable show Duck Dynasty said he had no idea his anti-gay remarks would stir up such a sh*t storm. Phil Robertson, the Robertson family patriarch remarked to American Spotlight Magazine "Hey lemmy...

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