The King of The Fast Food industry, McDonalds has just added the new tasty McDuck Nuggets. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that the new nuggets were the brainchild of Otto P. Fandike, who is a duck farmer from Hillbilly Guitar, Arkansas. Vox…
Here’s my tribute to one of the greatest Gen-X characters of all time. He could put all your Marvel heroes to shame! He was a god in his time! All bow down and praise the Great Dong! Long Duk Dong Long Duk Dong Here’s your song Sorry i…
[Chorus] Vladimir Putin looks like a duck Got beady eyes, stinks like fuck Waddles when he walks, quacks when he talks Sounds like Daffy, brain made of taffy Fuck Putin – fuck Putin – fuck Putin – fuck that duck! Vladimir Putin is a psycho sh…
YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Word from the protector of animals is that they want to remind the American people not to use duct tape on ducks. Candella Carpet, 69, a spokeswoman for The People for the Humane Treatment of Animals, made it abunda…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – England’s Zooological Investigatory Agency has just had to remove an extremely vulgar, nasty, lascivious-as-hell duck named, Donald The Duck, from the famed London’s Childrens Petting Zoo in. A representative with the ZIA, W…
JIAXIANG, China (Chatterbox News) - Five ducks at a farm in Jiaxiang county, Shandong province, China, became instant celebrities after missing their transportation to the slaughter house. Villagers were struck by an unsettling sight when the duck…
NAUGATUCK, Connecticut – An elderly couple, who are both in their late 80s, have been taken into custody by Naugatuck police officers. Officer Flint Summersun informed the media that had assembled at a local duck pond, that the two octogenarians,...
Zoologists have flocked to the ancient fishing city of Kingston Upon Hull after sightings of “The Beast of Barmston Drain” escalated in the past month. Fourteen sightings of the Beast have been reported, and locals are beginning to feel unsafe in the...
The maritime world was aghast, last night, as details emerged of an incident that took place on Hyde Park Boating Lake earlier in the afternoon, when a man, believed to be an Italian national, threw himself from a rowing boat and swam to safety follo...
Columbus, Georgia. Special to The Spoof. The duck who has served as the television commercial mascot for the Aflac insurance company for twenty years has started laying eggs. While ducks lay eggs, an attorney hired by the duck in a sexual discrimi...
Confirming the common known fact that the utilisation of an ancient cliché, "Double Dutch" means you are completely NUTS; the Dutch government have proven to the world that it's utterly true! The Dutch duck population is about to be culled because...
Washington - It's exactly 20 years this Monday since Dick Cheney accidentally shot a Texas attorney during a Dan Quail hunt at a chicken ranch belonging to the Kennedys. Or so the story goes. The incident is said to have left a deep impression...
As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...
CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney, former member of the world's most popular band the Beatles, has just announced on The Viagra View that he will be appearing on the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. McCartney, who with John Lennon, wrote hundreds of hi...
Phil Robertson, elder and spokesman for the "Duck Dynasty" family has reacted to an article actress, singer Linsay Lohan where she allegedly called them a bunch of redneck swamp freaks. "From what I have read and talked with others, apparently t...
STEAMBOAT SPRINGS, Colorado - The city of Steamboat Springs has been engulfed in one heck of a cluster of marijuana clouds that just seems to linger over the town located in Northwestern Colorado. Officer Reggie Danzerdust, 42, with the Steamboat...
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