SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The Pink Lives Matter had their yearly convention in the city that is home to the 49ers, the Giants, and the Warriors.
A spokesperson for the PLM organization said that the convention drew over 8,000 members from New Jersey to New Mexico, and New York to New Hampshire.
The PLM treasurer reported that the group has over $19 million in their treasury.
The group took a vote and it came out 7,997 to 3 to demand that the Statue of Liberty be painted pink, in honor of The Pink Fairies of Florida, which is an organization that wants Gov. Ron DeSantis to get his anti-gay ass kicked all the way from Key West to Pensacola.
SIDENOTE: Rep. Jim Jordan is still insisting that the photo of him marching in this year's San Francisco's Swish, Sway, and Shimy Parade was photoshopped, because he (Jordan) has never worn a pair of Daisy Duke short shorts in public. He did stress that yes, he owns a pair, but he would never wear them in a parade.
