Joe Biden's Made America, America Again hats sell like hotcakes! Meaning being: The election of Joe Biden has made America the real America, America Again!
Yeah! You bet! America is back, baby, and no fake, red-headed, misogynistic carpenter from Queens will ever change America again.
Not that there’s anything wrong with red-headed carpenters from Queens.
It’s just for that one and only fake red-headed carpenter from Queens, and there is only one. His name is Donald. One of his three wives called him The Donald. One supposes, not to confuse The Donald with the other Donald, Donald Duck.
Abraham Lincoln was amazed! He said he thought he already settled what Trump’s gang was protesting.
George Washington said, “Oy vey.”
Outraged, Lyndon Johnson promised to pull Trump’s ears together and tie them into a knot on top of his head. Lady Bird cautioned him to be patient.
John F. Kennedy kept wandering around, saying, “I don’t get it. I just don’t get it.”
But America is back. The place called Mar-a-Lago is no longer the center of the universe. It's in Florida where older people retire, get dressed up wearing red ties, and go out to dinner.
Nice to have a smart president. A president who takes trains, rides bikes, and doesn’t need a teleprompter to say, White House. Joe Biden Made America, America Again, and Teddy Roosevelt says, “Bully!”
"I don't get it. I just don't get it."
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