Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club"
Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed!
Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job!
Our Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, is busy preparing the menu called "Tossers Tofu in The Tagine" Chinese version with chopsticks and no chopped fingers please!
Special guests arriving are a transgender band kicked out of the US military called "Poofs for Peace" and performing a Lou Reed classic, "Walk on the Wildside" made up in Lou Reed make-up and dressed in Village People clothes with stick on handlebar moustaches; a crowd stopper indeed!
So fellow global Nutters, and lonely, unemployed transgenders, pop over to our wonderful Nutters Beach Club for a gender bender party to end all parties!
Rocky Horror is like Mary Poppins compared to this orgy of "Anything Goes!"