Written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 30 July 2017

image for Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"
Hulky T'gers always welcome in Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach club

Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club"

Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed!

Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job!

Our Chief Chinese Chef, WAN-KIN-DIK, is busy preparing the menu called "Tossers Tofu in The Tagine" Chinese version with chopsticks and no chopped fingers please!

Special guests arriving are a transgender band kicked out of the US military called "Poofs for Peace" and performing a Lou Reed classic, "Walk on the Wildside" made up in Lou Reed make-up and dressed in Village People clothes with stick on handlebar moustaches; a crowd stopper indeed!

So fellow global Nutters, and lonely, unemployed transgenders, pop over to our wonderful Nutters Beach Club for a gender bender party to end all parties!

Rocky Horror is like Mary Poppins compared to this orgy of "Anything Goes!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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