Bunker Boy Wants Military Parade For July 4th

Written by K.C. Bell

Wednesday, 17 June 2020

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Following a Rose Garden press conference...

Rose Garden Press Conference:

The USA can’t afford testing or masks or PPE to fight coronavirus, but hey, we’ve got the money to waste for a July 4th parade to feed Bunker Boy’s fantasy?

Putin has beautiful parades with tanks and rockets and his latest military stuff, so why not? Lots of generals think it's a good idea. China and Noth Korea also have parades. I want a parade to show America is great! And don't call me Bunker Boy!

Wasting money to entertain a toy soldier’s wet dream - why not take that money for a parade, and, instead, use it to purchase life-saving PPE, and provide testing to fight the coronavirus pandemic.

There is no longer a coronavirus pandemic. It's gone. Vamoose. Very well-known doctors that I know, say that the virus is gone. It's gone. Over with, like Obama.

If it’s gone, why do you have Trump supporters who want to attend your rallies sign disclaimers promising not to sue you or the Republican party if they catch or die from coronavirus after attending one of your rallies?

Fake news. Fake question. You are a very nasty person. You always ask bad questions. You were fired from your last job. That was a good organization. Next question? Another subject.

Why are you afraid, scared, twitching over John Bolton’s new book about your administration?

It's full of lies. All of my conversations are classified.

If it’s full of lies, then he’s not going to include any classified information. So, what’s the beef?

Next question!

Your niece, Mary Trump, is also coming out with a book next month, about you and your greed and selfishness and inability to think of others. Will that also be fake news?

Can we get back to my parade?

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