Republicans, Quit Picking On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 6 April 2019

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"I have an accent, too. So what?"

Republicans, quit picking on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s just another failed attempt to pick on women smarter and sharper than you, in an effort to silence the little lady who belongs back in the kitchen whipping up your grits, cleaning up after you and reproducing your seed.

Times, they have changed. Sure, you want to garner favor with The pussy grabber, also known as The Porn Star president, but his residency in the White House is on the countdown. Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s moving vans have been revving their engines in the back driveway.

How many Trump fans in Congress or the media, critical of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, graduated cum laude from university? Cortez did. How many have had an asteroid name after them by MIT for research done on a science project while still in high school? Cortez did.

Republicans are critical of her accent. She comes from the Bronx, already. Lyndon Johnson spoke with an accent. So did John F. Kennedy. And then there’s Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert who has an accent but makes about as much sense as an apple.

Gentlemen: Which would you rather have your sons or daughters speak like, cum laude Boston University graduate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez or the Pussy Grabber?

Albert Einstein had an accent. Henry Kissinger has an accent. So does Melania Trump.

Who could have dreamed that the United States Congress would actually have elected a former bartender! Bartenders are magical alchemists. Does the Parliament of England have a bartender elected into its esteemed institution? Theresa May might have found a solution to Brexit yesterday with a bartender in tow.

Bartenders are quick, short on words and get the job done whether at The Big Four in San Francisco or flying United to London, where flight attendants take on the mantle of a bartender, mixing a pretty good gin and tonic. Or G&T, as the pros like to say.

So, brave new world, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is in the Congress of the United States and working for that same world. Don't feel threatened. Men may still have the muscle, but women have wheelies.

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