Wall Opponents Demonstrate and Show Their Hate of Walls

Funny story written by Al N.

Sunday, 17 February 2019

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Billy Bob can't stop punching walls whenever he sees one.

Opponents of a national wall on the U.S.-Mexico Border had a giant demonstration yesterday. Fueling the crowd, a bonfire was started using "The Wall" albums by Pink Floyd and Wall Street Journals. Videotapes of "The Wolf of Wall Street," Wall Street" and "Wall-E" also met a fiery fate!

"People are just so sick of hearing about the Wall, they get pissed off just SEEING a wall!" spoke an onlooker.

When the actor who played John-Boy on the TV show the WALtons was spotted, he had to run to avoid being thrown into the fire.

A bunch of conflicted hillbilly rednecks showed up. "We really hate Trump's walls, and want to boycott all the walls, but we really need to go to WAL-Mart once in awhile!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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