Ivanka Receives North Korean Trademark For "McMuttleys" Dog Burger Franchise

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Thursday, 31 May 2018

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BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal reported today that Trump would not answer questions pertaining to a North Korean trademark awarded for the exclusive franchise rights to the new dog burger franchise named "McMuttleys."

After taking considerable heat from left wing media sources concerning using the Trump name and influence for gaining trademark rights in China, this new revelation by the Wall Street Journal only adds gas to the fire regarding the Trump empire and the Presidency.

This coming after the controversy during the White House visit by then South Korea President Park Geun-hye with President Obama three years ago. At that time it was suspected that Bo, the Obama family dog, had been dog napped by the Korean President. However, this was much ado about nothing as Bo, a Portuguese Water Dog, was found in the Lincoln Bedroom with a coterie that included Kim Kardashian, Quasimodo, George Clooney, the Ayatollah Khomeini, the Papal Nuncio, the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Lindsey Lohan and the Mayor of Cairo; plus the supernumeraries who held their robes.

It was also reported in the Journal that McMuttleys, instead of a Golden Arch, will feature a dog lifting his leg on a fire hydrant. The “Big Mutt” sandwich will include two layers of dog meat smothered with kimchee on a sesame roll slathered with a special Russian dressing. But to avoid any inferences of collusion, this dressing will be manufactured in a Top Secret location outside the domain of Special Counsel, Robert Mueller.

Trump was out of the country on official government business and was not available for comment on this story. However, Sarah Huckabee Sanders stated that the President couldn’t wait to chomp down on a Big Mutt and fries as soon as he lands in Pyongyang to meet with Kim Jung Un.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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