Top Ten Reasons Why Kim Jong Un Desperately Wants to Make a Deal with the U. S.

He needs a decent shampoo, rinse, and cut from Vidal Sassoon.
He wants Stormy Daniels’ phone number.
He wants to be let loose carte blanche in the M&M anchor store in New York City, ending in a candy bath of M&M Reds.
He wants his scientists to examine Nancy Pelosi –it’s an ancient Korean cultural practice dealing with living mummification.
He’s out of nuclear warheads anyway, cuz Godzilla ate all of them during his last Asian tour.
He hungers mightily for genuine Korean Barbeque at Pedro’s Cantina in Lodi, California.
He wants to be the “wardrobe guy” on the next Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Shoot.
He’s ready to be the next Marvell superhero –Kim-Kong-Jong-Schlong Dude.
He wants his wax dummy at Madame Tussauds to be much larger than Trump’s.
One word – Vegas!!!!