Woke Snowflake Tuppence Halfpenny has been complaining about literal snowflakes. 'I know it is December, but why does it snow? I need to go out, and it will ruin my nice new coat'. Actual snowflake Gareth Williamson said 'Do you think we want t…
White is a color that comes in many flavors. There are white supremacists, white nationalists, white separatists, and other, whiter shades of pale. Such groups, no matter what their flavor, are demonized and minimized by their progressive opponents a…
Loudmouth manager and Ozzy-minder, Sharon Osbourne, today raged at tabloids that “snowflakes have ruined this country.” She was not referring to the weather. She believes that the state of the UK has been seriously harmed, not by government misrul...
San Francisco, CA - Want Add Wanted: young foolish inexperienced Java Programmer willing to work with Eclipse IDE. You’ll be paid handsomely in this position, (bending over or on your knees), enough to share a room with only five other guys, or whatever things they call the natives here. Experienced need not apply. We don’t want anyone smarter than the hiring manager since he is a fr...
Dayton, OH—To his neighbors, Harvey Lasher seemed like the perfect neighbor: genial, helpful when he could be, a man who never let more than a week go by before cutting his grass and trimming his hedgerow. But while those living next door to Harv...
For the angry little snowflake in the White House, and all the angry little snowflakes who still support him. The angry little snowflake Sits and tweets his day away. He'll tell you he's no milkshake, His lack of taste on full display. The angry little snowflake Takes no crap from enemies. He gives as good as he can take, Between his infidelities. The angry little snowflake Curse...
New Orleans transplant and Jew, Alison Acorn won the annual Christmas costume contest in Durham today. Acorn, owner of the Durham Glitter Works, won the contest dressed as a Jewish snowflake. Imagine Phyllis Diller meets Swan Lake meets Frosty the Sn...
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