The New World Order Defined

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Saturday, 2 July 2016

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You, the individual, will be on your own. Totally. What you know will only be what we allow you to know.

You will be responsible to US for all you say and do. If we do not approve of what you say or do, we will punish you.

You will never question us. You will never raise your voice to us. We control the controllers. We parent your parents.

We, the global government will not serve you. YOU will serve US. You will pay us rent. You will live to pay us rent because you live at our behest. You are guests on our world. We control history. We have always controlled history. Nothing happens if we do not will it so. You can call us an oligarchy ... a fascist regime... but we do not give a damn what you call us. There is no God... but US.

Your body, sexuality, identity, mind, talents and energy are not your own. They belong to US.

You have no rights except the rights given to you by US. We control these rights. We give them. We take them away.

You will be beholden to the New World Order for all that you are, all that you have and all that you are ever going to have.

We are not here to serve you. We OWN you.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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