The Daily Telegraph was once a serious newspaper but is now reduced to having a front page spread featuring a serial liar and idiot. Monday's edition had emblazoned upon it Bozo Johnson's self-satisfied face as he once again trotted out his usual gu...
At the time I knew what I wanted. It was 23rd June 2016 and I was in the polling booth. There it was in black and white before me "Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?"
I wanted what Nigel and Boris had told me:
I wanted to escape the shackles of the undemocratic EU, even though we have a vote on everything in the European parliament.
FA blazers announced today that the 2018-19 Premier League season would be cut short and would end on 29th March 2019 when the United Kingdom leaves the European Union.
This is the result of those football fans who voted en masse to leave the Euro...
Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU.
'We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,' said a spokesman for the activists, 'but advice...
Michael Gove, the former Secretary of State for Justice, stunned Britain today when he revealed at a press conference the true reason why he had ceased to endorse Boris Johnson as a candidate for British Prime Minister.
'The truth is,' admitted a...
Mere days after cleaving the country in two via the "Brexit" vote political super villain Nigel Farage has stepped down from his position as UKIP leader.
In an emotional statement that had to be halted at several points as squadrons of Spitfires...
Leave voters across the UK are awaiting the delivery of their brand new unicorns following the historic victory of the Leave Campaign this week.
Derek Wensleydale, 65, a political activist and part time drinker from Scarborough, North Yorkshire,...
In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign.
I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists.
"Hibble wibble bobble bibble"
"Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move."
"Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
With a little over seven weeks to go until Britain votes whether or not to leave his organisation, EU commissioner Jean Claude van Junk has stepped into the Brexit debate with some unusual comments. However, voters may be confused rather than motivat...
The Liberal Democrat party, possibly one of the greenest parliamentary parties in the UK as they roll up in a single Vauxhall Zafira (Diesel) people carrier to all events, have been mocked and pilloried for their outrageous spend on leaflets to UK ho...
Recent polls have confirmed that the popularity of Boris Johnson amongst the British public has dramatically declined since 22nd February 2016.
'I'd never thought too hard about it,' said John Smith, a typical UK resident, 'but, in the past, me mi...
A MORI poll published yesterday indicates that many UK residents have abandoned reason as a means of making a decision in the EU referendum. They are instead planning to seek guidance from supernatural sources.
'It has become increasingly apparent...
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