PU Powers of Scamatologists

Funny story written by Al N.

Thursday, 28 April 2016

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PU Powered Scamatologists always look like they are smelling something really rank-because they really are!

Scamatologists all over were overjoyed to have heard about new levels discovered that were superior to the OT levels, and even had the next highest alphabet lettering-PU.

The PU Powers include the ability to smell really foul odors from miles away. "It's not really all that fun, in fact it's really annoying when you're in the middle of dinner and you can smell this raw sewage from miles away. But I'm sure it'll come in handy sometime" spoke a Scamatologist PU 2.

Another PU Super Power is the power to spontaneously jump on couches. Might be more of a weakness than a power, but it is a PU trait.

Another power is the ability to sniff out a parking place anywhere in a rural area and sometimes an urban area except during rush hour.

Wonder where that stink in your house is coming from? Invite your PU Powered Scamatologist friend over to find it!

Other powers, members assured us, could not be divulged to us or we might catch pneumonia and die. Although we could hear them murmur as we left, "Good thing they didn't wear us down enough to reveal the really embarrassing PU Powers!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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