Yorkshire Psalms: Psalm 23

Funny story written by TM_Dealer

Friday, 20 March 2015

'Em Lord is us shepherd; us shall not lack.

'E shall make us to be lyin' down in all 'em pastures green, aye lad; 'e is leadin' at me beside all 'em still waters, oo eck!

'E has been revivin' at us Northern Souls; 'im guides me in all them paths of rahteousness for 'is name's sake 'n' that.

Aye, though I shall be walkin' through 'em valley of that shadow of death, as it were; I shall not fear nowt evil, lass; does tha knaw, thine rod and thine staff shall be comfortin' at mehs.

Thah is preparin' a table for us raet in 'em face of us enemies; thou anointest us 'ead with oils 'n' all 'em things and such lahk...

I am well sure that what is well good and raet merciful shall be followin' at us all 'em days of us life; and I shall dwell in 'em house of us Lord, forever and a day.

Well, aye, chuck; amen to to that, my son.

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