Rolling Stone Magazine Poll: Top 5 Kazoo Players of All Time

Funny story written by Al N.

Friday, 7 November 2014

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Can you spot the kazoo in this picture?

Rolling Stone Magazine released its final poll of top musicians. This poll started with guitar players and went through 68 different instruments including top autoharp and top wax on tissue paper to reach the ultimate list.

The list:

5. Yara DaSilva, kazoo at the end of Dionne Warwick's "This Girl's in Love With You.

4. Reece on Steal My Body Home by Beck.

3. Jake of the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band on Collegiana.

2. Del Shannon on So Long Baby.

1. Syd Barrett on Pink Floyd's Saucerful of Secrets.

Dion was said to have gone and overdosed on heroin when he found he hadn't made the list for Little Diane.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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