Confessions of a Spam Filter

Written by Gail Farrelly

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

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The Enemy Within

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Sometimes I'm bored and don't do my job right. I'm guilty of the following bad deeds:

-- Just to foul up the works, I often grab up some non-spam emails and refuse to let them out of my clutches. I enjoy the confusion, scheduling conflicts, and pandemonium that results. Yes!

-- My computer owner is obnoxious and full of himself, so last week I let a lot of penis enlargement emails slip through my grasp into the stream of regular email messages. I knew this would annoy my owner and cause him to wonder if his girlfriend had secretly sent these messages. LOL!

-- When my owner is rushed and in a bad mood, I let all the Nigerian scam messages through. This enrages him. Yippee!

Sorry, but I can't promise not to do these things again. I know it's not nice to fool Mother Nature, but I just can't resist.

Color me bad............

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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