MOSCOW - At first Russia stated emphatically that they had no idea what the government of Brazil was talking about when they said that Russia had hacked into their national computer system.
But after electronic DNA was taken from some of the files, it was shown conclusively that Russia did in fact tap into very top secret info regarding Brazil.
The Brazilian government noted that many of their military files were compromised as well as lots of intel regarding Brazilian naval ship movements.
But the one puzzling thing that high ranking Brazilian officials cannot figure out is why Russia stole dozens of secret Brazil Nut recipes.
SIDENOTE: A retired member of the KGB who worked undercover in Brazil for 17 years stated that the Brazil Nut recipes are very valuable on the Brazil Nut black market in Europe and in Asia.