THE TOP TEN BEST SELLING SINGLES OF ALL TIME ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. If you leave me, I will kill myself.
2. If you don't leave me, I will kill myself.
3. I can't live without you. Until I get over it.
4. I would want to kill you if you ever left me but, as I am such a nice guy, I must spare you.
5. The first time ever I saw your face, I thought the Sun rose in your eyes. Now that you've fucked up, I hope you rot in hell, you dumb bastard!
6. I love you because you look so fine. In fact, I would rather go to bed with Mussolini than Adolf Hitler any day. How lucky are you?
7. You taught me to love myself; I want to kill myself I feel so unworthy.
8. When you leave me for her, you will regret it... some day. I have the police and the Catholic Church on my side.
9. You left me, and now I am dying, and it is all your fault.
10. I was happy before I met you... and I'll be
still happy when you go.
