Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 17 January 2014

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An unnamed Calabasas Police Department officer holding Justin Bieber's cell phone.

CALABASAS, California - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a source within the Calabasas Police Department has revealed some information about singer Justin Bieber.

The source stated that he was one of the SWAT Team officers who was involved in the raid on Bieber's Calabasas mansion.

He stated that officers entered the residence after breaking down the front gate and then the front door to the domicile.

The unnamed officer said that they found Bieber sitting on the floor in The Ping Pong Room section of the house dressed in a San Francisco 49ers jersey and a pair of shocking pink Dora The Explorer shorts.

He was immediately frisked and a member of the CPD confiscated his cell phone.

The singer reportedly demanded that the officer hand his cell phone back to him.

The officer laughed and said that he was marking it as Exhibit 1-A and taking it down to police headquarters where all of the contents of the phone would be checked.

At that point several officers commented that the Canadian singer began sobbing and crying like a little six-year-old kid.

He yelled out that the phone had a lot of very personal information that could get him in trouble.

The officer with the phone grinned and replied, "Well boy like they say up in San Francisco, 'tough titty said the kitty.'"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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