I hadn't really noticed
It just crept up on me
How many ties I've purchased
More than thirty-three
In fact, thirty-four
How many neckties do I need?
I've only got one neck!
It really does border on greed
My mate said "Flippin' 'eck!"
Or something 'similar'
They really do look smart though,
As I knot them up real neat
Stood in front of bathroom mirror
With the help of my two feet
And my legs, of course!
Ties and ties and ties and ties
It's now beyond a joke!
I'd wear them all at once, but I'd
Be bound to fucking choke!
Or whatever
Woods 2016
