Beverly Hills, Ca - A Rodeo Drive dress recycling shop is staying open round the clock this weekend catering to Sunday's Oscars Fright crowd.
Haute couture numbers in latex and taffeta are flying off the rails as cash-strapped Hollywood Z-Listers flock to Chez Fi-Fi where they'll kit you out nicely for around a thousand bucks.
This evening the store took an extra delivery of Oscar de la Rent Boy plus-size ball gowns catering to Rosie O'Donnel-shaped gorillas and the singer Adele.
Red carpet divas like Helen Mirren and Jane Fonda invariably pop in as the big night approaches, sometimes for little more than a rummage in the store's Bargain Bin.
Last year Sandra Bullock bought up the shop's entire consignment of shape-shitting - uh, shifting! - undies...only to dump them all on eBay the following week.
Commenting on all the excitement the store's owner Bunny Froufrou said she was particularly pleased this year to have dressed Kirsten Scott 'for under two hundred dollars'.
And that includes the silly moo's taxi fare home.
