Burqas Fashion Hit For European Infidels

Funny story written by Farida Benamar

Sunday, 26 April 2015

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New York London Paris Munich everybody is talking about pop music! And not only pop music because in those European places everybody who is keen on the fashion is talking about Burqas - they are this years latest hottest hippest clothing trend for the youngsters.

Hurrah for the Burqa!

Burqas are the Moslem cloth that Arabic ladies wear when their husbands decree it. But now the teenager girls who are conscious of fashion are changing from wearing the T-shirts and the jeans and the Adidas training shoes and the Nike training shoes and they are deciding to wearing the Burqas because its more fashionable. Cool!

But those girls are still slaggy and slutty!

Moslem ladies like to be very modest in their dressing, and the Burqa hides every part of the Moslem lady apart from her eyes. Some nasty people have said that they resemble a sinister person peering out of a pillar box but pillar boxes are red so that cant be true infidels!

Enshallah!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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