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Sunday, 19 August 2012

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image for Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012
Cher Lloyd didn't like the swagger of her new fan

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer
Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it.

Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011.
All that and still turing up to watch every Olympic session - Where does he get the time to play football?

Kris Humphries' parents to divorce... on his first 'wedding anniversary' to Kim Kardashian.
Talk about 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians'

Imogen Thomas annouces pregnancy.
The Big Brother model famous for her affair with married footballer Ryan Giggs just stretched her 15 minutes by another 9 months.

More celebrity nonsense disguised as news when we get it...

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