Daniel Stern saves Macaulay Culkin from drowning

Funny story written by The Carlos Show

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Home Alone star, Daniel Stern was taking a walk with his wife when he looked at the beach and noticed his former co-star struggling in the water.

Daniel jumped into action and used his shirt as a rope and pulled Culkin to safety. A man who once tried to rob Macauley's home is now saving him. It is unclear what had happened to make Culkin struggle in the water, but all signs are pointing to intoxication. Perhaps, because of the empty bottles of alcohol along the beach by the water.

Daniel has told media "I don't want everyone to make a big deal out of it. I did what any human should do." Macauley has refused to speak with media. If there was one thing we could learn from this, it's that we should all help each other.

There are rumors that this may lead to a new home alone, with the original cast. We all wish Macauley a healthy and happy life. It may be a matter of time before we see him on the big screen again.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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