Katy Perry Exposes Her Bare Butt At Water Park

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Wednesday, 15 August 2012


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Paris Manipulates Us With Her Fanny, Katy Perry Does the Same.

Katy Perry has enlisted in the Paris Hilton Agencies growing roster of celebrity clients.

Any time there is blatant exploitation of a celebutant you have to start thinking, is this a Paris Hilton media manipulation?

Paris was behind the Lindsay Lohan nip slips and fire bush flashes, the Britney Spears, "oops, my what is hanging out"? Her own peek a boos in every conceivable configuration. Paris makes a porno, Kim Kardashian makes a porno. There's a definite pattern here.

When haphazard, natural occurrences cease to be random they become obvious manipulation.

Most recently provocative photographs surfaced of Kylie Jenner in a skimpy bikini.

It is suspected and the word around town is, the Kardashian/Jenner clan has enlisted the Agency to spear head the indoctrination of their newest teen stars Kylie and Kendall.

Next, Miley Cyrus, "accidently" released nude photo's of herself intended for her boyfriend. More Paris trickery? Cyrus is rumored to have signed up with the agency months ago.

Now Katy Perry has a bathing suit melt down in the wave pool at Raging Waters in San Dimas. Katy being a little more modest has elected to favor us only with her rather white buttocks. Looks like she decided to get out of the pool and her suit decided to stay. Accidental swim mistake or is she toying with our emotions? You be the judge.

Either way, lucky camera person.

So what's next for the Mad Scientist, Queen of Publicity? Who's going to grace us with a shot of their unmentionables or do something really stupid?

If there is stupidity involved Paris is undoubtedly close by.

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollywood Ca 90028


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I don't think that digital storage is necessarily a good thing, but I definitely think that digital manipulation is interesting.
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