Football Gossip & comments 19th August 2012

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Sunday, 19 August 2012

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Newcastle pursue Anita & Carroll partnership...

Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract.
(BBC Sport)
I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll.

A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008.
(Sunday Mirror)
Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.

Andre Villas-Boas hopes to bring in a new striker to Tottenham before the end of this week.
Although I'm not sure Clive Allen coming out of retirement will appease the fans.

Arsene Wenger has admitted that he does not know whether Theo Walcott will sign a contract extension with Arsenal.
Will the last footballer out of the door at the Emirates please turn the lights off..

Joey Barton launches a new attack on the FA, branding them a "firm of muppets" for its £45,000 fine of Rio Ferdinand.
(Sunday Mirror)
F.A. >> F.o.M. - LMFAO

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