Written by radiogagger

Monday, 16 July 2012

image for Football Gossip & comments 12th July 2012
"So, where's the ACTUAL FOREST?"

Wolves pair Steven Fletcher and Matt Jarvis can leave the relegated club - but only for "once-in-a-lifetime offers".
No word yet form Angelina Jolie - but never give up hope.

The Al-Hasawi family have completed their takeover of Championship side Nottingham Forest from the estate of Nigel Doughty.
They're gonna be fuming when they find out its a football club and not a real forest.

In an attempt to drive season ticket sales at Selhurst Park, bikini-clad Crystal Palace cheerleaders have been taking part in an energetic pre-season warm-up and have shot a video of themselves performing to chart-topping hit 'Call Me Maybe' by Carly Rae Jepsen.
They must have had a lot of response, my call went to voice-mail.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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