Football Gossip & comments 13th July 2012

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Monday, 16 July 2012

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When asked to add 2 & 2, Terry refused to answer.

Porto striker Hulk has denied he is close to signing a deal to join Chelsea. The 25-year-old, who is part of the Brazil squad for this summer's Olympics, is happy to remain in Portugal.
He's waiting for Chelsea to play in a green kit before he signs an incredible deal.

David Beckham will not stay in London for the whole Olympics after he was left out of the Team GB squad. He will instead return to Los Angeles to play for LA Galaxy.
Don't give up the day job eh Dave...

Ashley Cole, Ray Wilkins and Jose Mourinho all gave character witnesses for John Terry in his court case against Anton Ferdinand.
Cole said "he's not racist, just a bit thick"

AVB says Tottenhma will sell Luka Modric if they get the right offer.
And if they don't get the right offer, we could have a repeat of last season when the Croatian didn't play anyway because his head wasn't right...

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