Football Gossip & comments 16th July 2012

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Monday, 16 July 2012

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The Liverpool, Chelsea, Shanghai Triangle: Man Over-bored?

Liverpool have turned down an approach from Newcastle to get Andy Carroll on a season long loan.

They refused the deal after Chelsea turned down an approach from Liverpool to take Fernando Torres on a season long loan.

Chelsea turned down the offer after Shanghai Shenhua turned down an approach from Chelsea to take Didier Drogba on a season long loan.

Shanghai Shenhua turned down the approach after... hang on no, thats where the chain ends...

Stoke's move for USA and Houston Dynamos midfielder Geoff Cameron could be scuppered by Major League Soccer authorities putting a £2.2m valuation on the player

£2.2 million??? I thought you could buy the whole of the MLS for £2.2 million and still have change for an ice cream...

Tottenham new boy Gylfi Sigurdsson has revealed the prospect of challenging for trophies lured him to the club

The Europa League?

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