Written by French Marilyn

Monday, 28 November 2011

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Viagra for the skiing slopes

Viagra, the 'little blue pill', will be white during the coming Christmas festive season.

It will also be sold at a fraction of its current price.

And one will be able to buy one pill at a time at the price of just 1cent.

"It's our Christmas gift to the billions of men who have bought our product," a spokesperson for the pharmaceutical company who markets the erectile enhancer has told us.

The change of color is to make it possible for someone who needs such enhancement to pop the pill into his mouth 'in company' - even on a train or plane - and everyone would think he was popping a peppermint into his mouth for halitosis.

But there is also another reason for the color change.

As the pharmaceutical company's spokesperson told us: "We have those men who will be spending Christmas in the skiing resorts - St Moritz, Aspen, Megève etc - in mind. The pill being white it will become invisible against the white of the snow. Therefore, in case of an unforeseen urgency on a skiing slope, the skier will be able to take the pill from his pocket and pop it into his mouth and when his lady friend asks him what he'd just swallowed he can say that he had not swallowed anything. That it had just brushed a snow flake from his mouth."

The white 1cent Viagra pill will be on sale at all pharmacies from December 1 to January 2, 2012.

A physician's prescription would not be needed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Christmas, Viagra, Skiing




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