Katie Couric Makes It Official - She Is Quitting The CBS Evening News And Explains Exactly Why

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

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Katie Couric admits that her hair color is similar to Donald Trump's but insists that the similarities stop there.

CARPINTERIA, California - Katie Couric, anchor woman on The CBS Evening News was addressing an assembly of future television news media students at the highly prestigious Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California.

She was asked which world figure that she had interviewed stood out in her mind as the most interesting.

Couric giggled and said that it would have to be North Korea'a Kim Jong Il. She said that all through the interview it was all she could do to keep from breaking out laughing due to his ridiculous looking hairdo.

She said that she compared it to Donald Trump's hair except that it was not blonde, puffed up like a 50s high school cheerleader, or as hard to the touch.

Couric added that every time she would ask Kim Jong Il a question he would invariably get back to talking about a woman that he simply idolizes, Sarah Palin.

Katie said that the North Korean leader confided to her that he even sent her a personally written message, which he'd had translated into American (his word) from North Korean.

And in the note he professed his unwavering love for her and told her that if she left her husband Toady (Toddy) that he would leave his wife and she (Sarah) could then join him in North Korea where she would be the nation's "First Lady."

At first Kim offered to give her an engagement gift of 100 oxen but then he remembered that she loves to go around shooting four-legged animals so he changed it to a late model Ford Taurus instead.

When Couric was then asked who she hated interviewing the most she rolled her eyes and replied that, that was an easy one...Sarah Palin.

Couric stated that it is an embarrassment to the people of the United States that an adult who has been the governor of one of the fifty states could not even pick out Africa on a map.

She said that even the youngest school kid knows that Africa is located just south of Europe. "Snowflake" Palin even to this day believes that there is a North Dakota, a South Dakota, A West Dakota, and an East Dakota.

Couric was asked why she has decided to leave such a lucrative job as CBS anchor women on The CBS Evening News.

She replied that she just got tired of reading the same words about the same stories on the teleprompter each day. She pointed out that for the past three months the news has all been the same and she has not even had to look at the teleprompter once.

She grinned and said that she just merely changes the dates.

When asked what she plans on doing now that she is leaving her job, she smiled and said that she has decided to dedicate all of her spare time to seeing to it that Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin does not get the GOP nomination for president of the United States.

She shook her head and said that Palin is such a quick tempered hot head who is so geographically challenged that she is afraid that she could possibly end up bombing Iowa thinking that it was Iran.

Todd Palin is still denying the rumors that he and his fishing guide the stunningly sexy Nanicka Zapalicka, 28, are more than just 'fishing buddies.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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