Trump Announces Running Mate to be Gary Busey

Funny story written by rkcaughman

Friday, 22 April 2011

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Busey at a recent Hollywood fundraiser for Feral Aardvarks

Donald Trump announced today that Gary Busey, the actor would be his running mate for a 2012 match against the incumbent Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

Here is what Trump had to say:

"Today after careful and thoughtful consideration I have decided I need Gary Busey's level head, unblemished past, and most importantly his solid gold character to complete my GOP ticket."

Trump continued by stating:

"Gary may have a few detractors, even in the GOP, but no one can doubt his wisdom, sanity, and dedication, especially to himself and of course me, the Donald Trump."

In accepting Busey had this to say:

"I stand, and sometimes I sit, with Don, and I happen to like his cantilevered hairstyle, his left shoe, and drinking toad urine."

Trump also announced his choices for a what he has termed "Big Don for Pres Amalgam of Citizens Against Communist Birthers Like Obama and all Other Democrats."

His choices include Lil John, John Rich, and Meatloaf. Trump also indicated there would be additions to that committee that would probably include others like Charlie Sheen, Orly Taitz, and Glenn Beck.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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