Christina Aguilera To Appear In The "Sexually Explicit" X-Rated Movie 'Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story'

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Sunday, 24 April 2011


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HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera has announced that she will be appearing in the X-Rated Luigi Luigiani film Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story.

The movie will be shot in location in Brooklyn; Milwaukee; and Helsinki, Finland.

Christina who is still not quite over the embarrassment of messing up the "Star Spangled Banner" at Super Bowl XLV or nearly falling off the stage at the Grammy Awards revealed to The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she is looking forward to playing the part of Lady Gaga.

ChrisAg also stated that luckily for her, the fact that she also flubbed the words to the Venezuelan National Anthem at a soccer match in Caracas recently did not get the Internet publicity that the Super Bowl flub and the Grammy Award near fall did.

She went on to say that she was recently given a good luck rabbit's foot by Levi Johnston's ex-former future mother-in-law Sarah Palin.

Christina said that she thought that "Snowflake" had bought it at a WalMart or something. But when Palin told her that she had personally shot the rabbit with her high-powered telescopic rifle from a state owned helicopter up in Alaska she immediately returned it to her and told her to give it to her little nine-year-old brat Piper Palin.

When Lady Gaga was asked by 5T's Cashew Vixenheimer what she thought about Christina Aguilera portraying her in a movie, Lady Gaga asked, "Who?"

She then started laughing and told Miss Vixenheimer that she was just pulling her leg. Vixenheimer quickly let her know that she was not a lesbianite and that she probably had her confused with Coquette Eucalyptus of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette.

Producer/director Luigi Luigiani hopes to have the sexually explicit movie 'Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story' in theaters by Bugs Bunny's birthday which is July 27.

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