The Real Facts Behind The Donald Trump Vs. Jerry Seinfeld Feud

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 25 April 2011

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A close up of Donald Trump's hair which many people believe is a toupee.

NEW YORK CITY - Reports are that Donald Trump was so mad at Jerry Seinfeld that his hairdo was actually standing on end although one would really be hard pressed to know that since the hairdo from hell always looks like it is standing on end.

Seinfeld who has disliked Trump ever since the Trumpster remarked that if it came down to watching Seinfeld's show The Marriage Ref or reruns of the Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill he would much rather watch the oil spill since at least it had a premise.

Jerry had shot back by saying that the only reason that Trumps show Celebrity Apprentice is still on the air is because Donald offers all of the shows celebrities a 45 percent discount at any of his hotels.

Donald Trump said that it's a lie, but La Toya Jackson who is the latest contestant on Celebrity Apprentice to get fired by the man with the "Dysfunctional Hairdo" said that she was not only offered a 45 percent discount to appear as a contestant on his show, but that Trump had offered to buy 50 of her CDs titled, La Toya Jackson Sings The Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford which she admitted somewhat somberly had only sold a total of 843 copies nationwide.

Trump said that Seinfeld has always been mad at him ever since he told Oprah Winfrey that Jerry's voice is even higher than the high pitched irritating voice of that squirrelly ex-Aflac duck Gilbert Gottfried.

And so the Donald Trump Vs. Jerry Seinfeld feud continues. Trump plans to run for president and Seinfeld says that the only way that Donnie Trump would get elected is if he offered to pay every voter $5,000.

In a non-related story. Mel Gibson has stated that the Internet photos of him making out with Courtney Love in a green 2003 Kia Sorento have been photoshopped. He pointed out that he has never in his life been in a Kia Sorento.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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