Talk about emotions yo-yo ing all day. Man. U. Sob!

Written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 16 April 2011

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Don't let it get you 'down'. There are people worse off than us footie fans.

I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum...

Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer.

I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan.

I must subscribe to Setanta Sport.

I was in a great mood before I saw that result on The Spoof.

But...hey...there ARE more important things in life than football. We just have to keep reminding ourselves of that.

We have been neglecting The Isle of Wight. How do you think those residents are feeling? They give diddly squat about United and City.

It is about time we Spoofers began to re-think our priorities. The Isle of Wight needs us.

Wagons Ho!

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