Washington, DC - As a result of losses in the mid-term elections, President Obama fired his entire cabinet, as well as Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs. Newly appointed Press Secretary, Juan Williams, announced the President's new cabinet.
Attorney General: Judge Judy
Secretary of Agriculture: Buckwheat
Secretary of Commerce: Oprah Winfrey
Secretary of Defense: Chicago Bears
Secretary of Education: William Ayers
Secretary of Energy: Energizer Bunny
Secretary of Health & Human Services: Smokey Robinson
Secretary of Homeland Security: Jack Bauer
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development: Paris Hilton
Secretary of Interior: Martha Stewart
Secretary of Labor: George Brown (pending green card approval)
Secretary of State: Sean Penn
Secretary of Transportation: Ralph Kramden
Secretary of Treasury: Scrooge McDuck
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Ernest Borgnine
Chief of Staff: Jay Silverheels
Environmental Protection Agency: Klaatu
National Drug Control: Charlie Sheen
Joe Biden will stay on as Vice President and have the added responsibility of being the official babysitter to the Obama's children, Malia and Sasha.
