George W sends a message to Anne Widdicombe

Funny story written by Xavier

Sunday, 10 October 2010

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George W broke off from his Lego last night to telephone Anne Widdicombe after watching her performance on Come Dancing; he said:

"Y'now, there annie, you shoun't take it tooo bad, y'know. When I was small, a child, y'all there poeple sayed, y'know, that there George W, he's stew-pid, y'know, gott'n no sense, an' less brain'n a critter with no head, y'know what I mean, Annie - but gee, look at me, I was pres-ee-dent of the You-ess of A, most powerful man in the'ole world: Saved everyone, y'know from that there Soddem Yousain of I-RAK, an' reckon soon to be Mayor of that there capital city of yours- Paris, so I wood'nt'not woory like too much, 'y'know, cos, sum folkes'll awlway-ees laugh but y'ole come out on top' y'ole wait'n see."

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