The Waiting Game

Funny story written by birbee

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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A Long Weight......

Waiting, is it worth the wait?

Seaton Carew, a man who lives locally, has appeared in the news several times after being forced to wait.

He now is enduring the possibly second longest wait of his exsistence, the first longest wait may become apparent when the current wait has finished.

Due to circumstances now beyond his control, but initially within his control before he lost control, Carew has spent time waiting to be told.

He is now, again, waiting to be told, however the news he is waiting for is far more serious.

Exiled from his home since 24th April, Carew is waiting until he is allowed to return. The wait could last until 9th July, but it could be prolonged. All Carew can do is wait to find out.

Three people could dictate the future of Carew, and it is not even certain if the three will decide immediately, only time will tell and time is making him wait.

Should, at the end of this waiting spell, the three decide against him, he may well embark on a longer waiting spell, not only waiting to be allowed home, but waiting to be allowed out.

The wait, as ever, continues. When will it end?

We'll have to wait and see.......

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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