Freak Accident on I-95

Funny story written by Chester Arthur

Sunday, 25 October 2009

There was an unusual motor vehicle collision on the south-bound lanes of Interstate Highway 95 just outside Savannah, Georgia.

Georgia State Police report that a vehicle driven by a dwarf collided with a pick-up truck carrying a pair of Siamese Twins.

The dwarf and one the twins was killed leaving the coroner apparently puzzled as to how to list the number of deaths:

"Does one midget and one half of a Siamese Twin equal on dead man, one and one-half, or two? If anybody has the answer I'd sure appreciate them getting in touch with us. We're not used to events like this in these parts."

One bystander noted that there was a possible bright side to the tragedy:

"At least they won't have to notify the dead twin's next of kin, since he was there when it happened."

In any case, police are labeling the crash a freak accident!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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