(Philadelphia PA) Hillary Clinton left the Pennsylvania primary campaign for the weekend to blow off a little steam in northern Canada. She took Chelsea and went on her annual baby seal hunt. She took the same nail-studded club she used for chasing Bill Clinton around the White House.
"I just love doing this every year, it's really great to work out all my aggravation like this!" cackled the icy Hillary in a blood soaked parka. "Take that Obama!!" she shouted. "Take that Bill!" She cried as she whacked a helpless infant seal to death with the club.
Chelsea was mute as usual but moaned as she sank her teeth into the neck of the dying seal. Hillary squatted beside her and began tearing off juicy chunks of raw meat with her pointy teeth. Chunks of raw blubber soon filled their stomachs.
"Now imagine me in charge of 6,000 nuclear warheads!" cackled the severely psychotic and blood-soaked senator. Rivers of blood running down the side of her mouth. "Imagine what I'd like to do to you!" she shrieked.
The insane mother and autistic daughter then howled at the moon together and raced across the tundra to the next kill.
